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Boeing unveil ‘mystery plane’ with adequate legroom
Boeing are set to reveal a revolutionary new plane, that has adequate space inside for adults. [read...]
Daily Archives: December 20, 2017
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People who’d ‘had enough’ of experts seemingly surprised at being taken for mugs
A group of people who have spent the last 2 years ignoring, and encouraging other people to ignore, the findings of experts, have expressed surprise at being exploited by the very people who encouraged them to keep themselves ill-informed, [read...]
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Family’s Christmas lights crash the National Grid
A couple from Hounslow have been ordered to switch off their elaborate external Christmas decorations or else face prosecution. This includes their illuminated tableau featuring well known seasonal figures; such as Homer Simpson, a Wookie, [read...]
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God releases Crab 2.0 featuring forward motion
‘In the old version you never knew if the crab was coming or going, so this is a considerable breakthrough for crustacean technology. However, we have had to compromise the design with a rear-view mirror so they can get used to new methods of navigation.’ [read...]