A dog forced to put on a Christmas jumper against its will is quietly waiting for the perfect moment to sink his teeth into its owner’s ankle. Six-year-old Miniature Schnauzer Barnaby Green made the decision to attack after he was forced into a knitted ‘Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer’ jumper-with-hat combo set. [read...]
‘I was amazed,’ explained Bill Redding, who discovered ‘Arthur’. ‘We were in an antique shop only a few weeks ago and this old chap was there standing in a corner all alone. We felt so sorry for him that we asked the dealer how much he wanted. [read...]
The nutritional value of jism has been highly overstated, according to sports scientists at the University of Loughborough. [read...]
‘If we’d known that soldiers weren’t being provided with the correct style of ergonomic chair or that the temperature in the workplace was so high, we’d have shut the place down in a jiffy.’ [read...]
