Donald Trump’s button is no larger than average at best, according to his wife, although she claimed it ‘did look bigger when next to his hands’.
MelaniaTrump refused to be drawn on whether her husband’s button still worked properly, and stated that she wasn’t that keen to find out.
‘Oh, he’ll regularly get his button out and lay it on the desk’, she said. ‘He keeps asking if I could imagine a bigger one, or if I want to touch it.’
Ivanka confirmed that she hadn’t touched it in a while, because she really didn’t want it to go off. ‘It’s not the size that puts me off, it’s the idiot behind it’ she said. ‘Just like his cock.’