Queen’s advice on wearing crown expected to save ‘thousands of lives’

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The Queen has issued timely advice on wearing crowns: ‘It’s vital that you don’t look down, you could break your neck.’

The advice comes just in time for the regular crown buying season of early January. The head of Harrods’ crown, diadem and coronet department explained more; ‘Although crowns are regular sellers, the new year makes people think about ruling countries and, obviously, a crown is one the first things you need so January is the big month for crowns, thrones and flag poles.’

Secretary of State, Jeremy Hunt, seconded the Queen’s advice. ‘Crown injuries are up there with ‘flu, road accidents and unicorn bites. If only people followed commonsense advice when they wear their crowns. Perhaps have an everyday crown and keep the heavy one for special occasions.’

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