Following the false alarm when an employee at Hawaii’s Emergency Management Agency mistakenly ‘pushed the wrong button’ setting off automated warnings triggering widespread panic that total global destruction was imminent, officials have now replaced the button with a Wile E. [read...]
A white house spokesman has denied that President Trump deliberately snubbed the UK by leaving it off his list of ‘shithouse’ countries. The spokesman said ‘I can assure the people of Great Britain that the president truly regrets not including them along with nations such as Haiti, [read...]
There were tearful scenes in North London yesterday as Kate Winslet reacted with stunned humility and was then overcome with emotion at her surprise win of £10 on a National Lottery scratch-card.
The card had been bought for her by her husband, [read...]