The government’s new Loneliness Minister was today told that the application to join her local old-folks’ club had been rejected. ‘Who wants government interference in our social affairs?’ said Beryl Malling, Chairperson of the Ashford and District Old Folks’ [read...]
Undeterred by it’s recent false start in what it describes as ‘an exciting new market’, retailer Marks & Spencer has announced the recruitment of what is thought to be the country’s first Vegan Butcher to lead the development of their new range of speciality vegetable products. [read...]
With reports that significant reductions to funding are set for early 2018, even more experimental new policing practices are being considered to cope with further cuts that have been forecast. One proposal forces are looking at carefully is hiring schizophrenics to serve as police officers. [read...]
