Daily Archives: February 3, 2018


Punch-up marred by arrival of Jacob Rees-Mogg

There were chaotic scenes in Bristol on Friday evening after rival students taking part in a mass brawl were caught up in a speech by Jacob Rees-Mogg. The incident occurred at the University of West England when students were forced to stop fighting after the Conservative MP forced his way in and began pontificating loudly about the merits of leaving the customs union, [read...]


Walk-on-girl May to be scrapped

Brexit chiefs are scrapping their chief walk-on-girl Theresa May. ‘We believe the practice of parading the Prime Minister in front of rich businessmen, bankers and foreign statesmen is too demeaning,’ said a Brexit spokesman. ‘Mrs May no longer represents our brand values and we will be reconsidering how we deal with future promotional tasks.’ [read...]

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