Daily Archives: February 3, 2018


Walk-on-girl May to be scrapped

Brexit chiefs are scrapping their chief walk-on-girl Theresa May. ‘We believe the practice of parading the Prime Minister in front of rich businessmen, bankers and foreign statesmen is too demeaning,’ said a Brexit spokesman. ‘Mrs May no longer represents our brand values and we will be reconsidering how we deal with future promotional tasks.’ [read...]

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