Model-turned-actress-turned-model-again Amber Heard has today married a big pile of money. Heard, who has previously had relationships with various men with big piles of money, said she had found that a legal loophole allowed her to marry the money directly, thus saving her the trouble of divorcing the men a few years later to get even more of their money.
The ceremony took place in a drive-thru wedding chapel in Las Vegas in front of a small group of well-wishers. The pile of money had been reluctant to invite any larger piles of money it was related to, in case she married them instead. Heard said that she will use a small part of the money to buy a place in California with a pool, which she would then fill with the rest of the money and dive in. A number of her exes commented that they hoped she landed on the coins.