European Court overturns Brexit


The European Court of Telling Everyone What to Do, What to Think and How to Act has finally reached its verdict on Britain’s referendum regarding her continued membership of the EU.

‘Obviously, this referendum was invalid’ announced the Court ‘But not for the obvious reason that such a referendum was utterly pointless.  The greater issue was that this referendum failed to comply with the fundamental EU directive that all people voting in any kind of referendum shall – if they vote the wrong way – be entitled to be forced to vote again, and continue to vote, repeatedly, until eventually they get it right.’

A separate hearing is scheduled to be held later, to determine whether the inhabitants of an island off the north-west coast of Europe were in contempt of court when they told the court to ‘just fuck right off’.

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Posted: Feb 18th, 2018 by

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