A shocking week for Oxfam officals was made even worse this morning following the discovery of 82 year old volunteer, Gladys Burrows in a compromising position with semi naked young man in the soft furnishing section of the Hitchin Oxfam shop.
‘It all started with a donated bag full of unwashed sports gear’ she told police. ‘The musky smell of beefy man oil got me so fired up I waited until the shop was quiet and called one of those numbers from the personal ads in the local paper’.
‘When he turned up he took me right up the China and Glass aisle. I don’t know what came over me’.
‘Well I do actually, his name was Scott,’ Gladys admitted.
Government officials are pressing Oxfam directors for a full investigation into these latest events. Regional operations manager Michael Wilmslow told reporters, ‘It’s outrageous. I’ve worked for Oxfam for 26 years and haven’t had so much as a stinky finger’.
Unfortunately, reduced support from the public means that the sex scandal is having a massive impact on Oxfam’s finances, although applications for front line volunteer positions are said to be up by 5000%.