Outbreaks of smugness from 4×4 owners forecast


With Britain in the grip of a Siberian weather front, some councils have issued a yellow alert for smugness from drivers of 4×4 vehicles.

Forecasters have revealed that drivers of Chelsea tractors who have never been off road will experience a sudden surge of feeling invincible, despite their chunky vehicles not being equipped with winter tyres, as they plough on regardless of the road conditions in the belief that a permanent four-wheel drive system somehow turns them into a Finnish rally champion, capable of inch-perfect driving in all whatever the weather.

The smugness outbreak is not expected to last for long as it will soon be replaced by schadenfreude from drivers of regular vehicles who find these Land Rangers stuck in very small amounts of snow.


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Posted: Feb 28th, 2018 by

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