The bloke standing outside the supermarket with a massive umbrella has finally shifted an RAC membership, he has claimed.
Mike Shawcross, 42, clinched the deal earlier this morning and couldn’t be happier. ‘It’s been a long eleven years’, explained the salesman today. ‘My salary is entirely commission-based, so I’ve had to make sizeable cutbacks since I started. This little cart and umbrella actually doubles up as a home’.
With £73 in commission winging its way to Mike in a couple of weeks, he’s hoping that nothing goes wrong during the cooling off period. ‘She has 14 days to cancel, so I am worried’, he added. ‘She was quite old and kept asking which dog charity I worked for. And I think she came in on the bus.’
