President Putin was left holding all the cards in the UK/Russian diplomatic row as the ruthless Kremlin cyber-warfare unit threatened to cut off the UK completely from all internet porn. An ashen-faced Boris Johnson emerged from an emergency COBRA meeting to address an angry and frightened nation. [read...]
Steven Hawking has handed his legacy to the long suffering voice synthesiser, it has emerged. Friends close to the the 76 year old titan of theoretical physics -who died on Wednesday- said that in recent years Hawking had delegated increasing amounts of the more mundane elements of black hole research to the machine. [read...]
A Suffolk man is quietly confident that he is up for the George Cross after washing up 7 items, it has emerged. Rod Flynn from Hoxne defied gender stereotypes by ‘marching straight to the sink’ [read...]
