Theresa May intensified pressure on the Kremlin today by expelling their top agent, Jheremyovich Corbyn, from the UK. Following on from the expulsion of 23 Russian diplomats, and in anticipation of tit-for-tat expulsions by the Kremlin, [read...]
Scholars confirmed today that the history of the last two centuries will have to be rewritten following the revelation that the “French Emperor” was actually the first in a long line of psychiatric patients with the same delusion. [read...]
The death of Steven Hawking has seen an outpouring of tributes from across the world as fans, journalists and celebrities fondly exchanged their favourite online nuggets of wisdom and life hacks from the professor, and not his various theories concerning the origins of the universe or quantum field theory. [read...]
Your dad has only swanned up to the counter at McDonalds and asked if they ‘do a pot of tea?’, it has emerged. 69 year old Your Dad made the bizarre request on the way back from Tenerife after a 40 minute exercise to try and remember everyone’s orders – [read...]
