Russian/UK double agents ‘not sure if they should move’

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Double agents in Russia and the UK are urgently trying to clarify their position with their respective minders. Dmitri Beloglazov AKA Dave Whitlaw AKA Mikhael Nikonov AKA Susan Jenkins who is, unusually, a double agent for both Russia and the UK, explained the issue. ‘I get paid by both sides, so am I a Russian agent or a British agent? My real problem is if they count me as Russian, I’ll be sent back to Swansea – and that’s a dump.’

As yet neither the Russian or British secret service knows which side Boris Johnson is on.  Neither does Boris.

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2018 by

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