Filming has ground to a halt on the set of Steven Spielberg’s new Casey Jones movie because of adverse weather conditions and it’s unsure when it will resume. Reports suggest the set was closed by the film’s British train consultant, [read...]
Lifelong Tory voter, Daily Mail reader and avid Brexiteer, Reg Perkins from Bethnal Green, has hailed the adjudication he was given regarding his fitness for work as ‘just the thing that we need to sort these bloody benefit-scrounging foreigners out!’ [read...]
The defence research facility has finally revealed that the sample of nerve agent supplied by Boris Johnson was, in fact, the remains of his tiffin. Disappointingly this will mean the UK having to backtrack on its accusations and that Boris may have eaten the remains of the Novichok. [read...]
Pensions Minister Steve Webb has proposed that all of the UK’s OAPs should be given a stark reality check in terms of life expectancy.