The Home Secretary has said that a shortage of uncaring bastards has caused a shortage of staff at the Home Office. Amber Rudd explained that ‘There are thousands of people who have lived blameless lives in the UK for decades who have yet to receive letters threatening to deport them. This simply because we don’t have enough utter bastards. I have asked my colleague, the secretary of State for Work and Pensions, if she could loan me some of her staff but apparently, all of their complete bastards are fully occupied telling terminal ill or dead people to report for interviews or they’ll have their benefits cut.’
Posted: Apr 18th, 2018 by apepper
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