All non-Windrush generation to be deported


The government has concluded that the only solution to the Windrush generation debacle is to award all descendants of the immigration policy lasting domicile in the UK. ‘Unfortunately this leaves our immigration targets totally overshot,’ said the Prime Minister, before announcing that all UK Caucasian-born residents are to have their domicile rights rescinded.

‘We’ll all have to go back to where we come from, as long as that wasn’t England, Scotland or Wales,’ Mrs May said, noting that the chances of anyone wanting to return to Northern Ireland ‘now we’ve screwed it up and reopened the way for sectarian violence again.’

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