The massive prat who lives next door to you has decided that the long weekend of good weather is the perfect opportunity to make continuous use of what sounds like some kind of jet-engine-powered steel drum shredder. [read...]
The funeral procession for Britain’s greatest ever burglar has nearly reached Manchester, as it continues to wind its way around the country giving burglary-loving Britons the chance to pay homage to the great one. [read...]
Caterpillars, which their name might suggest, are not Middle-eastern support structures made of stone, but the larval stage of moths or butterflies; first introduced to the UK in the matted mesh of burnt out backpackers’ beards. [read...]
‘The kids are just going to lap up the combination of singing, dancing and intravenous injection of hard drugs,’ said film critic Mark Kermode. [read...]
