Rumours that Everton FC manager Big Sam Allardyce is to take over at struggling R Kelly have been confirmed.
With a multi-million dollar deal penned, the Midlands troubleshooter has agreed to try and save the artist from being relegated from Spotify Premier.
It’s understood the rapper’s entire entourage will be replaced with the same back-room staff of political correctness coaches that Big Sam used to great effect with Wayne Rooney at Everton.
Big Sam added, ‘I had the lad on trial to see what he could do, and I’ll be honest he failed miserably in the bleep test.’
‘He believed he could fly once, he believed he could touch the sky. He will again. He just needs a kick up the ‘R’ to get there.’