‘Trump and close aides are escaped Westworld hosts’ claims FBI source


Sensational claims are being made by an FBI source that President Donald Trump and many of his inner circle of aides and advisors are not what they appear to be, but that they are in fact a gang of escaped ‘Hosts’ from Westworld, the fictional Wild West reality theme park.

Special Agent Bob Stadenko told reporters: ‘It had been puzzling us for some time and then suddenly all the pieces of the jigsaw fell into place. The really weird complexions, the totally vacant look in their eyes, the constant repetition, the extremely limited and infantile level of intelligence, but the real kicker was the total lack of empathy for anyone and everyone they interact with.’

However speaking at a hastily arranged White House briefing a spokesman for Mr Trump denied the claims dismissing them as utter fantasy. ‘This is just more crazy fake news completely invented by The Democrats who are so desperate to rubbish Mr Trump and everything that he is doing to make America great again.’

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Posted: May 15th, 2018 by

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