Trump puts tariff on Trudeau’s hair

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According to his wife Melania, US President Donald Trump is apparently extremely jealous of Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, with his youthful film-star looks and thick locks of his own hair.

‘I really worry about Donald sometimes, eating cheeseburgers all day and tweeting into the early hours.  I really do hope he doesn’t blow up the world because he has promised to buy me the biggest diamond ring in the history of the universe, so I hope all those poor people in Africa and other shithole countries will keep digging and find it one day soon.’

Vladimir Putin thanked Melania for being Russia’s greatest-ever spy:  ‘Who needs social media manipulation and cyber attacks when we have Melania?’

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2018 by

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