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Trump and Kim sign declaration condemning Gary Barlow
No sooner had Donald Trump built bridges with one dictatorial adversary, up pops another in the shape of musical Mancunian Gary Barlow. [read...]
Daily Archives: June 13, 2018
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Trump and Kim determine meeting outcome on game of golf
‘It will be a good game, the best ever, I’m the biggliest golfer in the world,’ claimed the United States President, announcing he had high expectations of winning the game and conquering North Korea as a consequence, [read...]
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1 in 5 UK mammals at risk from Hard Brexit
The Mammal Society and Natural England study has revealed as many as 12 species may be facing a Hard Brexit – or ‘extinction’ as its technically known. It is likely that in the next year sifghtings of a pro-EU Conservative will become as rare as the grey long-eared bat – or ‘Michael Howard’ [read...]
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Victoria Beckham’s NY fashion show accused of using actual famine victims
It is believed the pop-star turned fashion guru has tired of the fees charged by professional anorexics and their agents and has looked to cheaper sources of malnourished labour to combat the economic downturn. [read...]