Trump and Kim determine meeting outcome on game of golf


‘It will be a good game, the best ever, I’m the biggliest golfer in the world,’ claimed the United States President, announcing he had high expectations of winning the game and conquering North Korea as a consequence, or a word that sounded like it was meant to be ‘consequence’ but with fewer syllables.

Advisors have warned the President that Mr Kim is reputed to be a ‘mean golfer’, scoring eleven holes in one on his first ever game.  Mr Trump is reported to be ‘unconcerned’ that if he loses the game the United States will cede control of all of the US military assets to North Korea.

‘We’ll win Europe instead,’ he insisted, pointing to Australia on a map of the world.

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