10 reasons why a man buys flowers from a petrol station


Behavioural Psychologists have determined why men are often seen buying flowers at a petrol station. An act that requires little thought, imagination or commitment.

Firstly, the man is probably horny as hell and he is hoping for a leg over tonight.

Secondly, he has done something wrong and seeks to make amends for whatever transgression he is culpable of. The list is infinite.

Thirdly. Did you really think that there would be another 8 reasons?

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Posted: Jun 14th, 2018 by

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