Second Trump / Kim summit now ‘doubtful’ as leaders argue over contract riders


In the wake of today’s Singapore Summit between Mr Trump and King Jong-Un some commentators are already saying the paper-thin agreement signed might already be in jeopardy, following both leaders now having submitted their riders for the next meeting if and when it comes.

The North Koreans have objected to Mr Trump’s stipulation that a jumbo box of Krispy Kreme Donuts be placed by his chair in the negotiation room as he can ‘get a bit peckish when negotiating’.   Not to be outdone the North Korean delegation has requested that Mr Trump wears a Kim Jong-Un wig throughout the second meeting as sign of ‘friendship and being up for a bit of banter’.

While the contract states a 0% rate chance of WWIII, the fine print suggests that only covers the introductory period.  The rate will increase to 19.95% in the case of universal default – which comes with a 100% guarantee.

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Posted: Jun 14th, 2018 by

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