After two years of debate, the government has decided on Realixit as an “easier and smoother” alternative to Brexit. A courier company was seen unloading the biggest consignment of psychedelic drugs ever seen in Westminster today, [read...]
The Panamanian government has confirmed it will not field any players at all at their national side’s forthcoming World Cup clash with England. Instead, any goalmouth action from England will trigger an instant release of data relating to British involvement in offshore financing and money laundering. [read...]
Managers of the offshoot of the taxi company insist there will be a huge uptake for their service soon, once self-employed couriers overcome their initial reluctance . “We know there are narcos out there with bales of drugs the size of a double bed to be shifted a few thousand miles”, [read...]
‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. [read...]
