Porn sites struggle to cope with demand for royal-themed content

prince-harry2

Websites catering to the tastes of housebound onanists claim the recent wedding has created a market for porn with a royal flavour. “We weren’t prepared for this”, says industry boss Ed Siegel. “We’ve had to rush out a bunch of new titles such as Windsor Spit Roast, Gaggin’ Meghan, Throne Bone and Are You Ginger All Over?

“I really appreciate this”, says one royalist who did not wish to be named. “I can keep up with all the news of the Windsors while feeding my porn addiction at the same time”.

Meanwhile, the surge has been a godsend for ginger porn stars. “I was beginning to give up on the industry”, admits Simon Beggs of Leicester. “I hadn’t been offered a role since Carrot-Topped Stallion was released on Betamax 20 years ago. Now I’ve landed the lead in the forthcoming Duke of Sus-Sex I just hope I can keep wood after all these years without resorting to a stunt man”.

Share this story...

Posted: Jun 25th, 2018 by

Click for more article by ..


© 2019 NewsBiscuit | Powered by Deluxe Corporation | Stories (RSS) | T & C | Privacy | Disclaimer