In a leafy suburb of South London there was disappointment and anger after two men in their late thirties, who had been living together for over a year, were discovered to be just friends. ‘I assumed they were a nice gay couple,’ [read...]
Professor Sigmund Hammer, a noted German historian has discovered a rare collection of documents belonging to the Nazi dictator, Adolf Hitler’s wife, Eva Braun. The documents, found in the effects of a former Nazi sympathiser in the village of Bobenheim am Berg in Germany, [read...]
After two years of debate, the government has decided on Realixit as an “easier and smoother” alternative to Brexit. A courier company was seen unloading the biggest consignment of psychedelic drugs ever seen in Westminster today, [read...]
Tim Peake’s insistence on self-reflection after his six-month space journey, nearly two weeks after landing back on earth, is increasingly looking like a tactic to avoid household tasks, confirmed his family today.
‘To begin with, [read...]