In an attempt to husband resources and boost morale, the NHS is to concentrate on “amusing” medical emergencies. An NHS spokesman explained; “Obviously, the old ‘preparing dinner naked when I fell back onto a carrot’ story will get priority treatment. But stepping on rake or glass cuts on the bum where the patient is calling photocopier repairs will also be treated with urgency. Patients might notice medical staff taking photographs; this is entirely for medical purposes and definitely not for posting on Facebook.”
Posted: Jul 1st, 2018 by apepper
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