A man and woman found unconscious in Wiltshire may have come into contact with, what chemists are describing as a compound made from ‘Voldemort’s nose, Freddy Krueger’s finger nails and Nigel Farage’s bile duct’. The noxious substance is so deadly that it could destroy all life as we know it, [read...]
Former Everton manager Sam Allardyce is set to accept a contract to turn around the fortunes of a football team that has descended further than anyone anticipated. In danger of falling even further into the abyss, [read...]
A Retford man has sentenced a pan to a sixth consecutive cycle round in the dishwasher, it has been announced. The news come after Paul McBride, 43 noticed that the pan had failed to come out totally clean after a fifth wash, [read...]
