The people of Scotland are completely absorbed in this year’s Wimbledon Championship, it has emerged. Despite the withdrawal of home favourite Andy Murray Scots up and down the country are completely engrossed in the tournament in the absence of any other major sporting events taking place at the moment. [read...]
Britons who feel superior for “not having a clue who Harry Kane is” have been warned that their smugness will only last another week at most. ‘Either England will be knocked out of the World Cup or the saturation coverage from Moscow will make it impossible to feign ignorance of the event’, [read...]
Pope Benedict XVI has given his seal of approval to a special self-exorcism kit that members of the public can use to tackle their own personal demons. [read...]
