In a surprise move President Trump has telephoned Vladimir Putin to demand Russia ‘hands back’ the iconic St Basil’s Cathederal to Disney by the end of July.
In a White House press briefing after the the exchange the President said: ‘Disney is a great American company, folks. In fact one of the very greatest American companies, almost right up there with The Trump Organisation. Everyone knows this fancy cathedral was made for that great movie Mary Poppins and Broomsticks, but that it was stolen by the Soviets. Well, Mr Putin, we want it back. Yes we do!’
In a separate move, Donald Trump is suing the Indian government for copyright infringement as their Taj Mahal is ‘a blatant replica of the one America built in Las Vegas.’