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Trump wants to open US Embassy on Love Island
“I’ll probably have to appoint my daughter Ivanka as ambassador, because, y’know, she is attractive too. Very attractive. She’d fit right in.” [read...]
Daily Archives: July 13, 2018
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God admits to creating Universe ‘except that bit in south Norfolk’
God has reaffirmed his biblical statement that he created the Heavens and the Earth, but says he has “no recollection of making that stetch of East Anglia between Snetterton and the A11 services at Attleborough”. [read...]
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Burger King twice as satisfying when bought at service station, confirms study
Food and drink products are significantly more satisfying when purchased from a motorway service station than on the high street, a study has revealed. The news will come as a great relief for millions of car drivers, [read...]