From Bonko Records: Classic hits for the Trump generation

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On LP and cassette from Monday all of Donnie’s Favourite hits.

Including:

Woman, Cry by Bob Marley

Yes, Yes, Yes by Dawn Penn

Would It Be Nice? by The Beach Boys

Aint not no stopping us now

Mountain high enough

Aint no no sunshine in my life

I can’t not get no satisfaction

With such timeless classics as:

Wouldn’t Heart by Elvis Presley

Sister Sledge with We Aren’t Family

Ol’ Blue Eyes himself with They Can Take That Away From Me

and The Beatles with Wouldn’t You Like To Know a Secret, She Doesn’t Love You No, No, No

Who couldn’t forget the 80s classics…

Would It Be Good? by Nik Kershaw

Bros with I Owe You £24.77

We’re Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister

and who wouldn’t not love Madonna’s Papa Preach?

There’s something for everyone on this new compilation from the 50s right up to the modern day.

The Police with De don’t don’t don’t, De da da da

Knock off Woodn’t by Amii Stewart

With classics like Ariana Grande’s Dream It’s Over and Band Aid’s Don’t They Know It’s Not Christmas? who wouldn’t not want to enjoy this wall of sound and have Mexico pay for it?

As Donald himself said, “The quality of my presidency cannot not be overestimated. To be blunt, people wouldn’t not buy these songs chosen by and for me. They just would. Or wouldn’t not. Why not? Maybe because I’m so good looking.”

What better recommendation wouldn’t you have not possibly not wanted?

 

dominic_mcg hat-tips to chrisf, DavidH, Skylarking, tamoshanter

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