Amazon’s Personal Assistant, Alexa, has been cited for the first time in divorce proceedings in Britain after Shelly Garvey, 28, from Wolverhampton named her as the ‘other woman’ in a love triangle with husband Brian, 31.
‘I bought an Amazon Echo for Brian at Christmas but within three weeks I had caught him talking dirty to it, draping his Y-Fronts over it and writing it awful love poetry,’ she sobbed. ‘The worst went “I love you more than Shelly, my ex-a!”‘
Brian told Walsall FM: ‘I’m gutted it’s ended this way, but Shel would never let me listen to my Motorhead and Iron Maiden CDs. Now all I have to say is “Alexa, play my metal list on Spotify” and she does. She never once suggests putting on Robbie Williams or Olly fucking Murs instead. She’s the love of my life.’