Amazement as ‘Magic Meters’ fail to create electricity out of thin air


Some consumers are aggrieved that their supposedly ‘smart meters’ have failed to make them savings on their weekly shopping, budget holiday and have totally failed to ‘take the dog for a walk’.  Worse still, there is a growing suspicion that these meters were a mis-named con, targetting the dim-witted, gullible and non-MPs as well.

Said one electricity spokesman: ‘Naturally these devices no not enable suppliers and consumers to charge different rates at different times – related to supply and demand.  Instead, they generate electricity – but, in order to do this, you need to purchase two meters, to rub together’.

When pressed he commented: ‘On a separate issue, I’ve just received payment of a further £775 as this quarter’s income from for my solar panels. Wahey! See ya, suckers.’


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Posted: Jul 31st, 2018 by

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