The Association of Climate Change Deniers and Affiliated Conspiracy Theorists have urged people to ‘stay nice’n toasty’ during the current heatwave: ‘Make sure you wear a jumper and carry a coat and scarf,’ it said in a statement. [read...]
Following the conclusion of Love Island, rumours are rife that ITV daytime flagship shows are going to have to fill their allocated time slots with new and original content. [read...]
In layman’s terms the Belgian lobster staff supporting Welsh Fortnite’s other tantamount game mode Fortnite Wank-Battle Royale, are published eventually in a near continuous scissor-stream in Mandarin Chinese, and will not let players with green hair and big tits know when a person they have urgently reported has issued a multi-coloured vegan penalty. [read...]
Britain’s only wardrobe inspector has announced that he is hanging up his tapping gloves after the ‘umpteenth’ beating from a jealous husband left him with several fractured ribs and serious facial injuries. [read...]
