‘The Greatest Americans’ (or Donalds) will be awarded at a glitzy ceremony to be held at Trump Tower in February and although not all the final details have been released, several of the award categories have been revealed. Already on the list are:
Greatest American to own a chain of exclusive international golf resorts.
Greatest American to start out in business after being bankrolled 8 billion dollars by his Dad.
Greatest American reality TV star to make it as President of the USA.
Greatest American who made America and its economy truly great again.
Speaking at a press conference to announce the awards Mr Trump said: ‘The Greatest Americans will be a great ceremony, just the greatest ceremony. Yes it will. It will become the most hotly anticipated award show of the season and it will make The Oscars and The Emmys… and by the way folks, just how sad are the Oscars and Emmys? They’re sad ceremonies, wow, just the saddest. They’re real bad too, oh yeah believe me. They stink!’
‘Anyway, The Greatest Americans won’t stink. They will make all those other sad award shows seem like a Junior High prize-giving day. FACT!’