Boris Johnson posted resignation letter in Muslim woman’s face


Boris Johnson has professed himself baffled by calls for him to step down, saying he did so several days ago and can’t understand why Theresa May never got his letter.

“I remember, I posted it in a letterbox on the high street as it stopped for a moment to rest from the heavy shopping it was carrying… oh hang on, I can see what’s happened here, it must have been a bank robber who took it.”

A Post Office spokesman stated that a woman in a Burka couldn’t possibly be mistaken for a post box by anything other than a professional idiot, “unless the Burka was red,”


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