Laughing Policeman, the avuncular, iconic British Bobby has been dismissed from duties with immediate effect. Spokesperson for the Met, James McMahon, held a press conference to quell protests, proclaiming yet another example of cuts to the Police force. [read...]
Devon police were called to a lonely cottage on Dartmoor in the early hours of this morning after a farmer complained of screams and demonic laughter upsetting his cows. It is believed a ‘malevolent force’ was arrested at the scene following the shock discovery of seven dead teenagers. [read...]
With the influence of Heston Blumenthal now stretching far and wide and food dishes getting ever more bizarre in terms of presentation and content, if in any doubt just watch Great British Menu or Masterchef, [read...]
Support for Jeremy Corbyn has come from a rather surprising source. Stones guitarist, Keith Richards, has thanked biographers, film and video producers, for confirmation that he has been a musician in one of the greatest bands in the world. [read...]
Noted political commentator and moral philosopher Piers Morgan has been sharing his own vague recollections. [read...]
