Keith Richards Agrees He Is In The Rolling Stones But Not Really Involved

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Support for Jeremy Corbyn has come from a rather surprising source. Stones guitarist, Keith Richards, has thanked biographers, film and video producers, for confirmation that he has been a musician in one of the greatest bands in the world. He is grateful for the missing links during the lost decades of his life.

‘I thought I may have been a chemistry student’, explained Richards, ‘I have a vague memory of pharmaceuticals and medicinal powders…hey, did JFK pull through?’

Photographic evidence of performances with the rest of the Stones assured Richards that he was there, though he concedes that he was not really involved. This has given credence to Corbyn’s claim that the phenomena actually exists.

Meanwhile, the Stones have announced another worldwide tour. A Journalist asked Keith if he was looking forward to meeting up with Mick again. ‘Mick who?’ asked Richards.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2018 by

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