Coming to a cinema screen, DVD player and a soft/hard border near you. It’s the Disaster Movie of the decade. Featuring an all-star cast, Theresa May, Dominic Raab and David Davis, this one will have you on the edge of your sanity. In keeping with negotiations, much of the content is yet to be decided. However, Newsbiscuit has obtained leaked documents from a production meeting, listing possible working titles for the film:
Dr Yes/No,
The vote that F*cked me
Deal Another Day
Muckraker
You Only Vote Twice
The World Trade Organisation is Not Enough
The Good, The Bad and The Brexit
One Flew Out of the CuckEUs Nest
Referendumb and Dumber
10 Things I Hate About EU
Death Wish
Death Wish II
Death Wish III
Death Wish IV
Death Wish V
Some Like it F*cked
Good Deal Hunting
Toff Story
The Three Brexiteers
Gone With The Brexit.
Fall of The Brexit Empire.
How Green is My Brexit
Despicable May 3 (warning may contain career before country scenes)
Pinocchio and the EU Referendum
Get Out (Spanish version)
Dr. Strangefox: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Brexit
Saving Privatisation
Back to the Past
Apocalypse in March
Raging Bullshit
Titanic II
E.U. the Extraterritorial
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Last Vango to Paris
The Empire Strikes Back
The Money Pit
The Sound of MEUsic
Hard Anal 5
Jeux avec frontiers
EuManual
No Country For EU Men
The Great Escape
Muppet Treasure Island
A Fistful of Dotards
From Here to Obscurity
A Farewell to Exports
All About Eton
The Remains of the Economy
The English Impatient
Jacob and the Argue-Nots
Brexit at Tiffany’s
The Darling Duds of May
The Fantastic Mr Fox
Singing in the Ruin
It’s a Wonderful Lie
Michel Barnier’s Day Off
Risky for Business
The Taking of Article 123
Teresa Does Brussels
The Men Who Smile At Goats
Another Time, Another Place, But Not Here
UK Thin Border Line
True Shit
The Anti Social Network
Easy Come, Not So Easy Go
Money Balls Up
The Day The Earth Caught Ire
Mother!
From an idea by throngsman, with contributions from FlashArry, Alopecia, Gerontius, Chipchase, ron cawleyoni, Candide, Myke, Sinnick, Max Stars, Wrenfoe, cinquecento, beau-jolly, Not Amused, chrisf, sydalg, MzWibble, Macattack1964,
