After months of negotiation between the onion and non-onion factions, the Labour Party has finally adopted an official policy on gefilte fish. Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell told an eight-hour special conference: ‘At a time when we have major threats from Brexit, [read...]
Britain has returned to its renowned specialisms of institutionalisation, sterile routine, ignorant posturing and xenophobic scandal this week following a sweltering record-breaking summer. Archetypal British dick Nigel Walker said: ‘After a joyous couple of weeks scratching my crotch in the same underpants in a different time and weather zone, [read...]
‘Mumsnet’ is currently filled with unapologetic parents, naming children after electrical appliances, Byzantium monarchs or types of frozen pizza; all convinced that their little cherub is the reincarnation of an estate agent or Donald Trump campaign manager. [read...]
