Scientists have found traces of, what they believe to be, the world’s most cringe-worthy piece of televisual schmaltz. The main culprits are a choreographed missed cue by Tess Daly, a pun involving the offside-trap by Gary Lineker or Jo Coburn smiling to camera. [read...]
The Illuminati have admitted that the standard of conspiracy has slipped significantly, with many now saying that forcing Coleen Nolan into leaving Loose Women represents a nadir for the globalising hegemony. John X, their new head of corporate strategy, [read...]
Eyewitnesses described the scene as appalling, carnage and lacking the usual burger vans. [read...]
