As hundreds of turbines stand motionless on the British landscape, the Department of Energy has defended its decision to build giant wind-producing plants nearby to make them energy-efficient. [read...]
Boardgames giant Hasbro has announced the latest edition of Cludeo, its iconic whodunit murder mystery game, that in the past has seen Sherlock and and Midsomer Murders special versions released, will be based on Brexit. [read...]
In an impassioned speech from the pokey confines of a nursing home, the ailing NHS hit out about her shocking treatment and labelled her 70th birthday celebrations as ‘a kick in the teeth’. ‘For 70 years I’ve been delivering a free point of care health service to millions of people and what do I get… [read...]
Journalists were shocked and baffled this morning as Boris Johnson yesterday failed to create an appalling news story. In a stunning no-news stunt of shocking audacity, Boris angered hundreds of journalists by cutting off their regular supply of headlines. [read...]
‘Before I realised what I’d done I’d slammed the door shut with the keys inside. What an idiot! I couldn’t believe it. It was so embarrassing.’ [read...]
