A young couple from Galilee are said to be upset by a Non-Invasive Prenatal Test (NIPT) conducted by the Holy Ghost. While they would have preferred to keep their child’s gender a surprise; they claim they were pressured into begatting with ethereal spirits, [read...]
Initial investigations into the breakdown of a high-speed train just north of Exeter indicate that it should have been travelling more slowly in recognition of the speed at which the local population gets things done. [read...]
According to reliable sources, such as MI6, Baron Munchausen and Geppetto’s son, the deceased Labour leader was seen acting ‘suspiciously dead’ in the vicinity of a recent poison attack. Despite having alibi witnesses – like his coroner – Mr Foot is accused of spying for Russia and by implication having helped Jeremy Corbyn make ‘lefty… [read...]
RT News interviews Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov, who are nice people Margarita Simonyan: Good morning gentlemen Alexander Petrov: Yes, we’re gentlemen, that is right. Good morning Margarita Ruslan Boshirov: Yes, good morning. What would you like to talk about? [read...]
The Government has announced today a deal for 350 million pounds a week with the popular and effective tummy tablet to win the advertising and television rights for Brexit. A government spokesperson said the deal had been under discussion for a while but, [read...]
