The BBC, taken by surprise by a production that people actually want to watch, have produced a list of spin off productions to be screened over the next twelve months.
The Oddie-Guard – a world renowned ornithologist protecting birds on a three seater bicycle. Nobody knows why the birds are on a bycicle.
The Noddyguard – Toytown drama as Big Ears is abducted by Elves.
The Showaddywaddyguard – an ageing group of rockers realise they’re already on step two.
The Shoddyguard – same story as the Bodyguard, just on a much lower budget.
The Paddyguard – special edition for Northern Ireland.
The Proddyguard – special, special edition just to appease the DUP. Just to be sure.
The Modiguard – series set in 1960s Brighton. Theme music style TBA, BBC execs scratching their heads as to who could perform it.
The Baddieguard – because even crooks need protecting.
The Doddyguard – series set in Knotty Ash, expected to be in seven hour episodes with a lock-in afterwards.
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