A colleague annoyingly keeps referring to ideas that he has about work mates as Kompromat, using a heavy Scottish accent, and with a tense soundtrack constantly playing in the background, it has emerged today. Mike McBride, [read...]
Boris Johnson has been seen staring hard in front of him and wiggling his bottom, partially obscured by a bush. ‘It’s a classic sign that he is getting ready to pounce,’ say onlookers. ‘He’ll be absolutely silent, [read...]
As if things couldn’t get any worse for beleaguered PM Theresa May, news has emerged that at a recent meeting of government pets a motion to reject the Chequers Plan was carried unanimously. Mrs May has expressed her ‘disappointment’ [read...]
Art thieves made off with a single porcelain sunflower seed, one of the eight million that form part of an installation recently acquired from the contemporary Chinese artist Ai Wei We. [read...]
