Dismay as Larry the cat rejects Chequers Plan


As if things couldn’t get any worse for beleaguered PM Theresa May, news has emerged that at a recent meeting of government pets a motion to reject the Chequers Plan was carried unanimously.

Mrs May has expressed her ‘disappointment’ all pets have now signed a declaration agreeing with the EU heads of state, every opposing MP in the House, any voter arsed enough to read it, every back bench Conservative and practically all of her cabinet. ‘I respect their right to an opinion, but would prefer Larry didn’t shit on every copy put in his litter tray,’ she said today, insisting Boris Johnson started it. ‘Putting copies in the litter tray, that is’ she clarified.


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